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Google, before you post



Old saying... Think, before you speak.
New saying... Google, before you post.

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Coz mommy

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I want a one-way ticket to Tunisia. You know, where Tuna comes from!

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He did that. – Он это сделал

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Take a smile

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Desserts

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I phone, you tube..

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Reading is...

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Анекдот

A woman got a problem with her closet door - it was falling every time a bus was passing by.
So she called a repair man. The repairman comes and sees that indeed, the door falls out every time when a bus passes by. "OK, I am gonna see what is going on, just close the door behind me" and he steps into the closet.
At that time the husband comes from work, opens the closet and finds the repairman.
Husband: "What the hell are you doing here!"
Repairman:"Well, you are not going to believe it, but I am waiting for a bus!"

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Anecdote

An Arabian guy at the aeroport:
- Name?
- Ahmed al-Rhazib.
- Sex?
- Three to five times a week.
- No, no… I mean male or female?
- Male, female, sometimes camel.

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