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Google, before you post

Wed, 14 Aug 2013 07:11:00 +0000

Old saying... Think, before you speak.
New saying... Google, before you post.

Coz mommy

Fri, 02 Aug 2013 10:45:39 +0000

I want a one-way ticket to Tunisia. You know, where Tuna comes from!

Wed, 22 May 2013 10:54:29 +0000

He did that. – Он это сделал

admin — Tue, 05 Feb 2013 05:51:55 +0000

Take a smile

Sun, 25 Nov 2012 07:28:21 +0000

Desserts

Sun, 25 Nov 2012 07:25:16 +0000

I phone, you tube..

Sun, 25 Nov 2012 07:20:48 +0000

Reading is...

Sun, 25 Nov 2012 07:14:25 +0000

Анекдот

Wed, 04 Apr 2012 15:12:29 +0000

A woman got a problem with her closet door - it was falling every time a bus was passing by.
So she called a repair man. The repairman comes and sees that indeed, the door falls out every time when a bus passes by. "OK, I am gonna see what is going on, just close the door behind me" and he steps into the closet.
At that time the husband comes from work, opens the closet and finds the repairman.
Husband: "What the hell are you doing here!"
Repairman:"Well, you are not going to believe it, but I am waiting for a bus!"

Anecdote

Tue, 11 Oct 2011 15:33:01 +0000

An Arabian guy at the aeroport:
- Name?
- Ahmed al-Rhazib.
- Sex?
- Three to five times a week.
- No, no… I mean male or female?
- Male, female, sometimes camel.